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Mr. Ujvári missing

16:16 7th April

Contrary to his claim of getting an offer for a vacation, Mr. Márton Ujvári, representative of Korean Central News Agency has been missing for a while and possibly dead. We presume this might have been warranted by him accidentally typing "supreme leader" in all lowercase in a previous article

Albeit his style was definitely particular,...

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Comrade Ujvári honoured for his exemplary service

10:51 7th April

The Supreme Leader thanked Comrade Márton Ujvári for his outstanding work combating imperialist lies during MUNAPEST 2018. He did not only report on the happenings of the conference, but also managed to report on the actions of the Supreme Leader.

Comrade Ujvári received a promotion in the Korean People’s Army and was rewarded with a special holiday...

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Kim Jong Un opens first uranium mine of the DPRK

9:14 7th April

The supreme leader congratulated the geologists who discovered the deposit and shared knowledge with them about the best practices for fast uranium extraction. The people of the DPRK celebrated in the streets.

“We now have almost completely fulfilled Juche, the path laid for us by Kim Jong Il. With the uranium mined here we will no longer be dependent on any other nation for the development of our military. This...

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French statement

8:58 7th April

"The delegation of France would like to respond to allegations of supporting ethnic cleansing. The French delegation sent to the BBC  their statement that said ethnic cleansing will be tolerated however it was a typo and of course the delegation of France meant: ethnic cleansing will not be tolerated.

The correct statement is:

The French delegation condemns all actions taken by the government of Myanmar. Ethnic cleansing would not...

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Daily MUN Horoscopes

8:52 7th April

 

Aries - March 21 to April 19 
You may find love in some pretty weird situations today, but that doesn't mean it won't be deeply meaningful. Perhaps your love interest-to-be has the kind of interest that your delegation leader warned you about. Yet this person could have a sense of humour and a political view about the South China Sea that matches your own. It is worth...

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SOCHUM Resolution

17:55 6th April

SOCHUM Resolution

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